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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

AFK - away from the keyboard
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
ASL – Age/Sex/Location
ATM – At The Moment
A3 - Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
BBL - Be Back Later
BBS – Be Back Soon
BBQ - Barbecue
BFN/B4N – Bye For Now
BRB – Be Right Back
BRT – Be Right There
BTW – By The Way
B4N – Bye For Now
Blog - Also known as web log or an online journal
CU – See You
CYA – See You
cuz – because
EM – email
Fav – favorite
DND - Do not Disturb
EOF - End Of File
FAQ - Frequently asked questions
FTL - For the loss
FTW – For the win
FYI - For your information
FB – Facebook
FML - my life (the first word most often interpreted as a four-letter one)
FTF or F2F – face to face
FWD – forward
GTG – Got to Go
G9 – Genius
GBTW – Get back to work
GF - Great/good fight/girlfriend
GFU - Good for you
Gratz - Congratulations
GM - Good Morning
GN - Good Night
HAND - Have A Nice Day
HF - Have fun
HT – hat tip
HTH – hope that helps
IIRC – if I remember correctly
IRL – in real life
IC – I See
ICQ – I Seek you
ILU – I Love You
IM - Instant Messenger
J/K - Just kidding
KISS - Keep it simple stupid
LI – LinkedIn
KISS - Keep it simple stupid
LDR – Long Distance Relationship
LMAO – Laugh My Ass Off
LOL – Laughing Out Loud
LTNS – Long Time No See
L8R – Later
M/F – Male or Female
Msg - Message
M8 - Mate
NE1 – Anyone
NP - No Problem
OIC – Oh I See
OS – Operating system
OMG – Oh my God!
PLZ – Please
PPL - People
RIP - Rest in Piece
s2pid - stupid
SD - Sweet Dreams
SEC- second
sk8 – skate
Some1 - someone
Spoz – suppose
Sry – sorry
SS – so sorry
str8 - Straight
SU – shut up
SYS - see you soon
SUP - What’s Up
SYL - See you later
THX – Thank You
OH – overheard
TYVM – thank you very much
TTYL - Talk To You Later
TG – That’s great
TOS - Terms of service
TC – Take Care
U - You
U4E – Yours For Eve
WB - Welcome Back
WTF - What the F**k
W8 – Wait
YW – you’re welcome
LMK : Let me know
POS: Parents Over shoulder
WTH : What the hell
SOS: Someone on Shoulder
TTYL : Talk to you later
BFF : Best female Friend/ Best Friends forever
BMT : Before my time
ASAIC: As soon as I can
JFY: Just for you
1NAM : One in a million
ROFL: Rolling on Floor laughing
B4N : Bye for now.
404 : No clue
4Eva: Forever
BOT: Back on Topic
PMSL: Pissing myself laughing.
YSIC: Why should I care
Wru: Where are you?
WOA: Work of Art

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Joke 1

A bus carrying many people crashes on an icy road, burst into flames, and killed everyone. Upon arrival in heaven, God says "since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven." The first woman, being a person always concerned about her looks, comes up to God and says "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person can't decide on what to wish for, and ends up wishing for the same thing. At this point, am man at the back of the line begins to laugh. The next couple of people make their wish to become beautiful and the man at end of the line even laughs harder. One after the other, the people wish for the same thing and the closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder the man laughs. When god finally reaches him, he asks "What is your wish my so?" The man says, "Make them all ugly again!"